1. why are the smallest articles of clothing also the most expensive? seriously! trying to cover my lady bits all pretty costs a hefty penny. what gives?
2. it is incredibly awesome that Sephora will just make you a sample of whatever item you want. it usually lasts you a long time and when you run out you can just go to another one and get another sample (without anyone but yourself finding out you're a cheapskate!)
3. Donald Trump seriously sucks for so many reasons, but this one really makes the douche in his eyes sparkle
4. can I get an amen for Beyonce?