2. That reminds me, if you have a child you are not allowed to have a sexy costume. Once you have opened up your womb you have revoked your right to be a sexy school girl, sexy Kermit the Frog, sexy whatever. I'm really just done seeing a sexy Dorothy holding her daughter in the demure version of the costume...what are you teaching? If you need any inspiration of what type of person your daughter should be dressing up as, take notes from this mom
3. I feel very strongly that if Congress can't get to work then I shouldn't have any taxes revoked from my paycheck during this time. It seems like a fair trade off.
4. If you can afford fancy new shoes you can afford to buy new light bulbs to replace the burned out ones in your apartment. This is a note to myself.
5. The MAJOR downside of getting your ish together and working out 3-4 times a week means I now must wash my hair more often. Who is funding this shampoo habit?