1. The city of Los Angeles give you no incentive to abide by the law. Dealing with my awful hit & run accident from October has shown me that despite having video & photos of the incident and basically all the information you could need to catch a person, people suffer no consequences for the actions. Where is the justice?!
2. Beyonce can do everything we normals cant. Case in point: hats with ears
3. Aquafor is better than all else. Don't even bring that burts bees mess in my vicinity.
4. Sushi burritos exist and they are EVERYTHING
5. People who constantly talk about sex/boys on social media are most definitely terrible at life