1. Sometimes you have to toot your own horn or no one will do it for you. This is especially true when it comes to jobs.
2. I swear, Apple makes sure everyone's iPhone's start to act up as soon as they announce a newer model is coming out.
3. Free cake makes everyone a little less irritable.
4. Can everyone agree that social standard is to stand two-three feet away from the person in front of you in line? If you can count the hairs on their neck, you're too close!