1. I hate driving more than ever. Even though my commute is shorter, I now live in a beautiful neighborhood where apparently everyone is polite enough to say "good morning" in passing, but it's totally fine to side swipe a car or scratch a bumper with no note.
2. I truly believe we have the best, most delicious, and unpretentious food in the country. You can get some insane, bomb, gourmet eats without the nonsense ingredients or garnishes. Also, there is no arguing with me on this.
3. WTF girls, I know it felt like summer for like four seconds, but its currently raining and gloomy so could you please put away those ass-cheek baring shorts k thanks.
4. It really is a mystery how I have lived in Los Angeles all my life, seen basically every celebrity imaginable but I still have not spotted a Kardashian. Okay I met Kris once for a second at my old job, but I don't care about her! I'll swap my Leo DiCaprio/Britney Spears interaction any day for some Kim action.
5. Dogs are NOT accessories, so don't show up to a Cinco De Mayo party at a bar with your chihuahua jerk.