1. Going back to school might be my only opportunity to reach the goal of making six figures by the time I hit thirty. Holy lord, can I do grad school and work full-time simultaneously?
2. Going back to school might be my only opportunity to make more lady friends by the time I hit thirty, right?!
3. Stop telling people "oh, you're so LA", "oh, you're so NY" unless you really, really know them. Cause honestly you don't know what I am and a location does not define me. We are all so much more complex than that!
4. I don't understand why people comment on celebrity's Instagrams. All that happens is fighting between fans and haters. No one actually cares what you think though.
5. Sometimes I astonish myself at how good of a gift giver I am. It is supremely difficult for me not to pull one of these when someone is opening a gift I gave them.